I, too, am mildly insulted when my doc or her nurses ask me if I fall. They didn't ask that 10 or so years ago, so I assume that they are required to follow a protocol for seniors. I always answer truthfully, "Yes, I fall when I am running outside on ice and I slip. I'm used to it. I expect it. It doesn't bother me." And then they are even more solicitous. ;-)