I installed a plugin to support Micropub, and am trying out OwnYourGram, a tool that pushes your Instagram photos to your own site. This is how/why images are showing up retroactive to the date they were taken.
I want a non-euclidian refrigerator, where everything can be at the front.
Cocktail hour and trying to figure out plural of Manhatten: Manshatten? Menhatten? Manshattens? Finally realized it must be Manhatten dem.
The first two nights I was home I was too busy for cocktail hour. Since then I’ve been drinking rum punches (rums punch?) to gradually decompress from the islands to back home.
Traveling by air is like anti-taiji.
Think of all the harm the Republicans could be doing if they weren’t spending all their time trying to repeal the ACA. Current situation terrifying, but so far worth it.
Seabreeze with two-thirds regular vodka, one-third cucumber vodka makes a sea-cucumber breeze. Jackie likes it.
Jackie: Walking from the study into the bedroom, I passed through a spot where it was actually cool.
Me: That’s because all the cools were heading for the staircase to go downstairs. It’s what they do.
Jackie: “It’s what they do.” That explains it.
Me (talking about putting sauce on pizza crust): And when I say spreadulated, I actually mean spreadificated.
Overnight lows in St. Croix look to range from 75 to 78. I don’t know if I can pack to handle wild swings like that. How many different weights of t-shirt can they expect me to fit into my carry-on?