
Yesterday’s cocktail napkin was funny.

Yesterday’s cocktail napkin was funny.
If rated on a scale from less complainy to more complainy, I’m probably within one standard deviation of the mean.

Thanks to yesterday’s preternaturally warm weather I was able to expose enough skin to the deadly ultraviolet ray of the sun as to make a non-trivial quantity of vitamin D. (Plus, get in a very nice walk at the River Bend Forest Preserve.)

The vitamin D window opens today (for about 20 minutes before and after solar noon at 12:04 PM).

Today is National Gourmet Coffee Day! (Bonus: At Great Harvest Bread Company, where Jackie is working these days, cups of coffee are 50% off today.)

At its full mid-winter length, my beard is luxurious and manly.
I don’t actually have to write gratitude posts daily.

The Winfield Village laundry room is open again, after having been closed for a week to put in new flooring.

We stocked our pantry yesterday, so we need not go out in the freezing rain.

I have a brother who teases me almost, but not quite, mercilessly / Mi havas fraton, kiu pikmokas min preskaŭ, sed ne tute, senkompate.