The ice fairy cometh.
(In my brother’s household, the person who actually takes the trouble to make ice, when everyone else just takes ice, is referred to as the ice fairy.)
2023-08-24 09:04
Tag: allegedly funny
2023-07-06 06:49
Mildly amusing. Low peak for the first dog walk, notch for drinking coffee and Jumbletime, then my most active time is 7:00 AM, for the second dog walk.
Before I got a dog, my most active time was 11:00 AM, because that’s when I finally get to my workout.
2023-06-29 13:33
National Weather Service: “Destructive 80 mph winds.”
Jackie, wanting to be clear: “Not the constructive kind.”
2023-06-28 11:0
At our last dog training class, the teacher mentioned that a dog massage course would be offered in the next session. Sadly, the course will be on giving your dog a massage, and not on training your dog to give you a massage. 🐕💆♂️ Very disappointing. #dogsofmastodon
2023-06-03 11:54
That second rule seems odd. “No pets without leash or horses.” Does that mean that if your dog has two or more horses it can be off-leash?
2023-05-29 09:20
Me, responding to Jackie (asking if I want her to close the house up): “Don’t do anything on my account. Do whatever makes sense to you. Or, if nothing makes sense to you… be confused.”
2023-05-10 19:38
“That felt like going downhill,” said Jackie.
“We’ve been living in Central Illinois too long,” said I.
(To be fair, it was downhill—just barely.)
2923-04-12 14:39
Ashley knows where to go when the lawnmowers are going past. #dogsofmastodon
2023-04-05 12:45
“Be a good dog. Don’t boop my laptop with your snout,” I said.
“What should she boop it with?” asks Jackie.
2023-03-31 08:01
If you don’t want to get hit with a sword, you might want to consider a different hobby.
My instructor at yesterday’s HEMA class.
