I call shenanigans. That is a curb, not a ramp.
“Individuals Living In Rural Areas More Likely To Have Lower Incomes & Assets Than Urban Residents”Breaking news from the demographics journal “Duh!”
“DNA evidence collected over the past several months showed that [Hank the Tank] is at least three…”
and perhaps as many as a dozen raccoons in a bear suit.
Everyone needs an area of special competence. Mine is in drawing baths that are not too hot to get into, but warm enough that they’re still warm even after you’ve been in them for a while.
“For both the elderly and people between 40 and 59, severe illness and death were notably lower among the boosted than the merely vaccinated.” — NYT
What about people over 59 but not elderly? How did they do?
“To me, success as a writer would be dying alone on an ice flow shortly after turning eleventy-one.”
Jackie, reading a course title from a catalog: Planning for 2022 with astrology.
Me: I guess that’s as good a way to plan as any really, really bad way.
When someone says “nevertheless,” I like to agree, and add “always the more.”
Merchandise on strike!
(The grey Honda to the left is also our car. It’s parked way over to the left in a very wide space, making me comfortable with parking the Subaru way to the left in its space.)