I’m sure it indicates a character flaw, but I find this snowy owl’s attitude extremely relatable. (Of course, this same character flaw is probably how I made it this far through the pandemic without getting sick.)
Tag: allegedly funny
2022-08-12 12:26
According to some site that @jackieLbrewer checked, the day the ragweed pollen count gets high isn’t for two more days. According to my nose, today is that day.
2022-08-09 16:42
“You’re the most annoying telephone opponent anywhere.” Said of @limako during today’s cocktail hour by our mother.
2022-07-30 12:33
Do you think people who work for shipping companies suffer from Importer Syndrome?
2022-05-08 13:22
I call shenanigans. That is a curb, not a ramp.
2022-03-08 12:10
“Individuals Living In Rural Areas More Likely To Have Lower Incomes & Assets Than Urban Residents”
Breaking news from the demographics journal “Duh!”
2022-02-26 15:16
“DNA evidence collected over the past several months showed that [Hank the Tank] is at least three…”
and perhaps as many as a dozen raccoons in a bear suit.
Source: DNA Evidence Reveals Hank the Tank Isn’t One Bear, but Several – NYT
2022-02-19 06:53
Everyone needs an area of special competence. Mine is in drawing baths that are not too hot to get into, but warm enough that they’re still warm even after you’ve been in them for a while.
2022-02-07 06:37
“For both the elderly and people between 40 and 59, severe illness and death were notably lower among the boosted than the merely vaccinated.” — NYT
What about people over 59 but not elderly? How did they do?
2021-12-24 06:10
“To me, success as a writer would be dying alone on an ice flow shortly after turning eleventy-one.”