T-ĉemizo sur griz-barbita fortulo: “Stranga esti sama aĝo kiel maljunuloj.”
Tag: allegedly funny
2022-11-18 14:17
I have an orange fleece buff that I wear when it’s cold and windy. Ashley, still feisty after a walk, grabbed the back of it and started pulling tug-of-war fashion.
“Don’t do that Ashley! How would you like it if I started pulling something around your neck… Oh.”
2022-11-06 09:18
Thought it might be getting a little late for third coffee, but looked at the clock and it was barely after 9:00 AM! Maybe we should go back to standard time every day!
I would prefer local solar time, and had thought next best would be permanent standard time, but maybe setting the clocks back an hour every day would be even better!
2022-10-07 09:05
Me: Well, I was once again passed over for the Nobel Peace Prize. I’d KILL for one of those!
Jackie (sighing): No, you wouldn’t.
Me: No, I wouldn’t. But I would make that joke EVERY SINGLE YEAR.
Jackie (sighing again): Yes, you would do that.
2022-09-28 06:16
Steven: “There are plenty of manga about missing the last train…”
Me: “Not much point in worrying about missing the last train in the US. There’s just missing the train.”
Steven: “Right. You’re just lucky if there is a last train.”
2022-09-15 12:14
I’m sure it indicates a character flaw, but I find this snowy owl’s attitude extremely relatable. (Of course, this same character flaw is probably how I made it this far through the pandemic without getting sick.)
2022-08-12 12:26
According to some site that @jackieLbrewer checked, the day the ragweed pollen count gets high isn’t for two more days. According to my nose, today is that day.
2022-08-09 16:42
“You’re the most annoying telephone opponent anywhere.” Said of @limako during today’s cocktail hour by our mother.
2022-07-30 12:33
Do you think people who work for shipping companies suffer from Importer Syndrome?
2022-05-08 13:22
I call shenanigans. That is a curb, not a ramp.
