I got a phishing email that would have just been lame, except it pretended to come from a company I do business with. I wasn’t fooled, but I had to take tens of seconds out of my day to check.
Things should be better. I propose a joint FBI-NSA task force to track down phishers and render them to the US for prosecution.
Personal quirk #339: I think it’s funny to pronounce the word “dregs” as if it were spelled “dredges.”
There’s a cybersecurity company that advertises on some podcast that I listen to. Their tagline is “We stop breaches!” My brain immediately adds, “But not culottes!”
You know the white tank-top style undershirts that for years have been called “wife-beaters”? I’ve just run into a style blog that’s started calling them “wife-pleasers,” which I think is hilarious re-branding.
Update: They’re not alone: https://www.gq.com/story/white-ribbed-tank-top-wife-pleaser-tiktok
“Now that the Tesla cybertruck is finally out in the wild, it’s being forced to contend with a hazard no one could have foreseen: Snow.”
Source: Tesla Cybertrucks Keep Getting Stuck In Snow
And by “no one,” I assume they mean “anyone who is not a moron.”
The ice fairy cometh.
(In my brother’s household, the person who actually takes the trouble to make ice, when everyone else just takes ice, is referred to as the ice fairy.)
Mildly amusing. Low peak for the first dog walk, notch for drinking coffee and Jumbletime, then my most active time is 7:00 AM, for the second dog walk.
Before I got a dog, my most active time was 11:00 AM, because that’s when I finally get to my workout.
National Weather Service: “Destructive 80 mph winds.”
Jackie, wanting to be clear: “Not the constructive kind.”
At our last dog training class, the teacher mentioned that a dog massage course would be offered in the next session. Sadly, the course will be on giving your dog a massage, and not on training your dog to give you a massage. 🐕💆♂️ Very disappointing. #dogsofmastodon
That second rule seems odd. “No pets without leash or horses.” Does that mean that if your dog has two or more horses it can be off-leash?
