Me, responding to Jackie (asking if I want her to close the house up): “Don’t do anything on my account. Do whatever makes sense to you. Or, if nothing makes sense to you… be confused.”
Tag: allegedly funny
2023-05-10 19:38
“That felt like going downhill,” said Jackie.
“We’ve been living in Central Illinois too long,” said I.
(To be fair, it was downhill—just barely.)
2923-04-12 14:39
Ashley knows where to go when the lawnmowers are going past. #dogsofmastodon
2023-04-05 12:45
“Be a good dog. Don’t boop my laptop with your snout,” I said.
“What should she boop it with?” asks Jackie.
2023-03-31 08:01
If you don’t want to get hit with a sword, you might want to consider a different hobby.
My instructor at yesterday’s HEMA class.
2023-03-17 08:54
I think this is hilarious: a very expensive Pixel Watch (like I recently bought myself) with a case and watch face to make it look like a cheap G-Shock knock-off.
I immediately got the aesthetic they were going for, but half of the commenters are like “Why would I want to do that?”
2023-02-18 06:26
Just saw a toot wanting a feature to add subtitles to videos, but read it as wanting a feature to add subtlety to videos, which seems like an even better idea.
2023-02-10 13:36
Somebody should develop a breed of really big cherries, and then name them “tomato cherries.”
2023-02-06 12:29
Ashley emphasizing the importance of weighted carries for optimizing overall fitness. 🐕 🏋️ #dogsofmastodon
2023-02-05 09:57
I forgot to bring my phone on one of my walks, so those steps only got counted twice and not three times!!! I am bereft.
