“Be a good dog. Don’t boop my laptop with your snout,” I said.
“What should she boop it with?” asks Jackie.
2023-04-05 12:45
Tag: allegedly funny
2023-03-31 08:01
If you don’t want to get hit with a sword, you might want to consider a different hobby.
My instructor at yesterday’s HEMA class.
2023-03-17 08:54
I think this is hilarious: a very expensive Pixel Watch (like I recently bought myself) with a case and watch face to make it look like a cheap G-Shock knock-off.
I immediately got the aesthetic they were going for, but half of the commenters are like “Why would I want to do that?”
2023-02-18 06:26
Just saw a toot wanting a feature to add subtitles to videos, but read it as wanting a feature to add subtlety to videos, which seems like an even better idea.
2023-02-10 13:36
Somebody should develop a breed of really big cherries, and then name them “tomato cherries.”
2023-02-06 12:29
Ashley emphasizing the importance of weighted carries for optimizing overall fitness. 🐕 🏋️ #dogsofmastodon
2023-02-05 09:57
I forgot to bring my phone on one of my walks, so those steps only got counted twice and not three times!!! I am bereft.
2023-02-02 12:18
Sunny Groundhog’s Day morning. However: Near South Arboretum Woods, Ashley suddenly became so animated I brought the car to a stop. I looked where she was looking, and spotted a juvenile groundhog, bravely standing over his shadow.
I submit we can look forward to an early spring.
Depredated party girl
Some years ago I shared this image in my post depredated bird. I see such configurations of feathers pretty often around here—the remains of a bird killed probably by a cat or hawk, or possibly a fox or coyote.
So I was somewhat daunted when I saw this configuration of sequins on the grass just outside my front door.
Does that not look dauntingly like the remains of a depredated party girl?
It makes me worry just a bit about about what the predator was.
2023-01-16 07:19
T-ĉemizo sur griz-barbita fortulo: “Stranga esti sama aĝo kiel maljunuloj.”